3rd
I once wrote damn near a whole movie script based on a fictional reunion of SBTB. If that counts.
After I posted this, I had an overwhelming suspicion that Saved by the Bell fanfic actually existed. Of course it does. How could it not? It’s like a Rule 34 of fan fiction.
But I had no idea there would be so much of it. Please allow me to share with you some highlights.
Jessie contemplates suicide:
Jessie then put the barrel of the gun against her head and prayed that God have mercy on her soul, but right before she pushed the trigger, the phone rang, “Hello,” she answered, “Jessie, don’t do this, we’re your friends, we love you.” It was Kelly, but this time she was crying, “Listen Jessie, if you put that gun to your head and pull the trigger, you’re going to force me to do the same thing, and I don’t want to die, I’m begging you, please don’t do this!” Kelly’s soft begging turned into screams of self-induced agony, “Alright Kelly, calm down, I’m still here.” she calmed her friend and tore the gun from her hand.
Stream of conciousness dialogue. Reminiscent of Kerouac.
Ring Ring the phone I’ll get it Kelly don’t worry about it. Hello hey Zack this is Lisa o hi Lisa well I called the gang and the Belding’s they can all come see you their ok and Lisa yes Zack thank you very much your welcome Zack I’m happy to help. Kelly yes Zack everybody can come o my gosh I’m so happy thank you Zack thanks for everything your welcome Kelly I want to do everything to help you because I love you so much. Well we better start driving cause I know we might have to stop a couple of times to go to the bathroom. Ok let’s go babe we should try to get their fast so we won’t be last, Lisa’s going to be first to set up by getting the food and drinks out. Hey Lisa thanks for getting here early, your welcome you two have done so much for me I want to help you both. Anything you need call me day or night I will help you. Thanks so much for helping we appreciate it so much.
The Obligatory Jessie/Slater Sex Scene
Her heart pounded. His muscular hands traveled all over her naked body. She loved it so much she let out a few short moans. His lips found hers and they were now in a hot, passionate kiss wanting each other so much.
His naked frame made her want him even more. Those muscules, that torso, that-well lower area. He was hot, she knew that from the start. She never really noticed just how much. He broke the kiss to ask the question he had ask a bunch of times before. “Are you sure?”
Her answer was the same. “Yes…please” He smiled and kissed her again. She felt a small urge of pain enter her. She let out a gasp. “I can stop if I am hurting you” he reassured her. She shook her head. “I’m ok.” That was all he needed.
